Pick a quote

Champs: "Its like the Scarlet H."
repo: "Do you mean Scarlet W? It's not a silent W in whore."
Champs: "oh yeah!"
(repo is playing the role of SWSRN)

My warranty is void if I experience shock in excess of 350Gs. - repo

"Why are people always trying to kill me?" - Homer Simpson

"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra."

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. "

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world" Kaiser Wilhelm

"I reserve my constitutional right to offend you"

"It's going to look like a cadbury egg factory exploded"

definite straight does not equal defenestrate

"never moon a werewolf"